Klem's Book of Observations, excerpt iii

It is common to see signs requiring that dogs be kept on leash. Much of humanity could do with similar restraints.


Grade school. I don’t miss diagramming sentences.


If I could talk to the dog I’d lead with, “Would you like something to drink other than water? You know, for a change.”


It’s best to remain above the fray lest you become part of it.


Belts or suspenders. Choose one. Never both simultaneously.

-klem