Klem’s Book of Observations, excerpt vii

People who dress their dogs in outfits or a sweater. That’s too bad.

Pumpkins are deserving of better standing than the secondary thought attributed to a seasonal fruit.

Based on it’s pronunciation, I’m not comfortable with the spelling of ‘colonel’.

Cardigan sweaters do not exude a spirit of aggressive intent.

Cats bury their guano. Sissies. But then, you gotta respect their tidiness when compared to poo-throwing monkeys.

-klem