Saturday, March 7, 2009

Klem's Book of Observations, excerpt iii

It is common to see signs requiring that dogs be kept on leash. Much of humanity could do with similar restraints.


Grade school. I don’t miss diagramming sentences.


If I could talk to the dog I’d lead with, “Would you like something to drink other than water? You know, for a change.”


It’s best to remain above the fray lest you become part of it.


Belts or suspenders. Choose one. Never both simultaneously.

-klem

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