10 Things I Don’t Like

1. malfunctioning alarm clocks

2. rubbernecking on freeways

3. a heartily stubbed toe

4. willful misrepresentation of facts

5. litter bugs

6. Dog poo on my front lawn. Come on, pick up after your dog, people.

7. Anything billed as ‘hand made’, unless it’s intended for immediate consumption (i.e., pancakes, sandwiches). I prefer not handmade. There are few exceptions.

8. Being engaged in conversation while occupying a urinal. No thanks.

9. “no pun intended”

10. Any written correspondence in ALL CAPS.


-klem